Thursday, September 29, 2011

The "POF Experiment"

It is no secret that I have a broken man picker.  My dating history has been quite colorful to say the least.  I have heard, seen, and experienced some amazing moments...both good and bad.  For instance, there was the guy who asked if I had ever thought about getting plastic surgery on my hands...because they were too wrinkly.  The night I woke up because I heard running water, and then quickly realized that it was my drunk boyfriend taking a piss on the bedroom floor.  Oh, and of course...the guy who broke up with me by calling 911 and telling them his girlfriend overdosed (long story, maybe I will tell it sometime).

So at age 33... with 1 unsuccessful marriage, and 3 serious relationships under my belt I have decided that it can't possibly hurt to give online dating a try! Right? So...I am starting what will be called the "POF Experiment."  I have created my very own account at www.plentyoffish.com (also known as POF).  I will attempt to meet and date as many eligible bachelors as I can in hopes of making a connection with Mr. Right.  Of course, these men must meet certain requirements as outlined below.
  • They must be within 8-10 years of my age
  • They must be a non-smoker
  • They must be potty trained
  • They must not ask when I plan to quit racing motorcycles
  • They must be employed unless of course they hit the jackpot and don't have to work
  • They must have arms of normal length
  • They must not be currently married 
  • They must have good teeth 
  • They must be honest (please tell me when I am getting fat)
  • They must be able to read, and write in complete sentences
  • They should want to have at least one kid in the future
  • An education beyond High School is preferred but not a must
Now that we have our guidelines established....let the "POF Experiment" begin!

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